Eighteen unelected “experts” that nobody voted for and nobody asked for just accused the United States of “grave human rights violations” — for enforcing its own immigration laws. A Geneva-based U.N. committee featuring representatives from China, Russia, Pakistan, Algeria, and Egypt is demanding that America stop arresting illegal aliens near schools, hospitals, and churches. We wish we were making this up.
Oh no! The countries that run concentration camps, execute nearly a thousand people a year, and jail reporters for sport are disappointed in us. However will we sleep tonight?
Let’s do a quick roll call of the nations whose representatives felt morally qualified to wag their fingers at us. China — currently running an active genocide against Uyghur Muslims. Russia — busy flattening Ukrainian apartment buildings with cruise missiles. Pakistan — where saying the wrong thing about religion gets you a death sentence. Algeria and Egypt — where journalists disappear and nobody bothers asking where they went.
These are the geniuses lecturing us for deporting 675,000 illegal aliens since January. That deserves a round of applause, honestly — for us, not for them.
The committee claims it’s “deeply disturbed” by President Trump’s language around migrants, refugees, and asylum seekers. They say his words “may incite racial discrimination and hate crimes.” They attributed a reported rise in racial discrimination to “racist hate speech” but — and this is the best part — didn’t point to a single statistic. Not one number. Just vibes and hurt feelings from a building in Switzerland.
Here’s where it gets truly bonkers. The panel wants us to suspend immigration enforcement near schools, churches, and hospitals. Think about what that actually means for a second. They want designated zones inside the United States where American law just doesn’t apply.
Picture it: some guy with a deportation order walks into an emergency room, grabs a magazine, and waves at the ICE agents through the window. “Can’t touch me! I’m in a hospital!” Every church basement, every elementary school, every ER waiting room in America becomes a government-free zone where criminals can hang out indefinitely. (What could possibly go wrong?)
The White House response was chef’s kiss. Spokesperson Olivia Wales fired back: “This United Nations assessment is just as useless as their broken escalator, and their extreme bias continues to prove why no one takes them seriously.” She added that no one cares what the U.N.’s so-called “experts” think because Americans are living in a safer, stronger country than ever before.
We couldn’t have said it better ourselves.
And let’s not forget who else the U.N. recently rolled out the red carpet for. Iran — the country that executed at least 972 people last year — just got a seat on the Advisory Committee of the U.N. Human Rights Council. Communist China got one too. Both were elected by acclamation. No vote. No debate. Just a rubber stamp and a handshake.
Iran’s ambassador was giddy about it: “This is the first time since the establishment of the Human Rights Council that a representative from our country has been elected to this committee.” Mazel tov! The regime that murdered women in the streets for not wearing hijabs now gets to decide what counts as a “human rights violation” in Minneapolis.
Hillel Neuer of UN Watch summed it up perfectly: “The U.N. elected Beijing’s and Tehran’s loyal agents as ‘human rights experts’ — without a ballot, without shame.” Trump withdrew the U.S. from this clown show during his first term. Biden crawled right back in like an obedient puppy. Trump pulled us out again the second he got back in office. The man learns from experience.
Here’s the thing these eighteen “independent experts” will never wrap their heads around. We don’t care what they think. Not even a little bit. We’re a sovereign nation that makes its own laws through people we actually elect, and enforcing those laws isn’t a “grave human rights violation” — it’s called having a functioning country.
Every nation on that committee enforces its own borders, by the way. Most of them shoot you for trying to cross illegally. (Go ahead and try sneaking into China without papers. We’d love to hear how it goes, but we won’t — because you’ll never be heard from again.)
The real game here is obvious. This little stunt from Geneva is designed to create international pressure on the Trump administration to back off enforcement — especially after the massive Operation Metro Surge in Minnesota that resulted in thousands of arrests. The U.N. doesn’t give a rip about “human rights.” They care about keeping the pipeline of cheap illegal labor flowing so that multinational corporations and corrupt politicians on both sides of the aisle keep writing checks to U.N. programs that employ people like these eighteen clowns.
We’ve got a suggestion for the panel. Before you draft your next sternly worded letter about America, take a field trip. Swing by Xinjiang and try to count the missing Uyghurs. Pop over to Tehran and ask the women how that whole “freedom” thing is working out. Spend a long weekend in Islamabad and try criticizing the government out loud.
When you get back — if you get back — give us a call. We’ll be too busy making America safe again to answer, but you can leave a message.
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